Tumblr (3.0; @darkparker)http://darkparker.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/751c071b6f3459885e3e44744bc7c107/tumblr_moio8tbsJr1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mango Health let me know that my sleeping pill has 666 OTC interactions. It’s the same one Heath Ledger had in his system when he died. Thanks Mango Health, you scary yet wildly helpful free app. (Download today!)</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53164917933http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53164917933Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:58:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83ef5576e675f8356f372d8261cdcada/tumblr_moie723Go81r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe you should try a juice cleanse… #juicepress #manhattan #crack</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53149497695http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53149497695Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:21:02 -0400juicepressmanhattancrack<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68dee0a38a1940fc3ec875c66a922e6f/tumblr_moie0wWgVM1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Leave it to Yellow Rat Bastard… #yrb #classyasfuck</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53149238028http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53149238028Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:17:19 -0400yrbclassyasfuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2658be0dea61a10e67da803867b000d6/tumblr_moidjyFqiF1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t get too skimmy, gurl. #brooklyn #reflection</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53148541280http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/53148541280Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:07:10 -0400brooklynreflection<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a96cb9491585de33a11cff94ddfa3be9/tumblr_moc9jnIJn61r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52873115965http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52873115965Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:54:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42f074fa0b3f2be6ac62805083637240/tumblr_moc9jk86981r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52873114076http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52873114076Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:54:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff5edc8bb504d86775b0d583b5eaa226/tumblr_moc9atvVFg1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52872820034http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52872820034Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:49:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d84f6edcd0bcec9ebda04bd7a2aae2e7/tumblr_moc97gvwHt1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stop being so cute.</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52872708328http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52872708328Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:47:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfd0537281a8ff749f70d44ea1dcc712/tumblr_mo9917EsVF1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s time to walk. Let’s go.” #instapuppy</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52751755459http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52751755459Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:51:07 -0400instapuppy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a00dd17f697862ee4b8a76e8c948c2d0/tumblr_mo98nczzAQ1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lovin’ behind the portapotties. #govballnyc #gross</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52751187358http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52751187358Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:42:48 -0400govballnycgross<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd3870c4fb81c65656df001321b87e8c/tumblr_mo98dbHvzC1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#govballnyc</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52750783341http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52750783341Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:36:47 -0400govballnyc<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ba344825ad028ae1216779a69c08dac/tumblr_mo982iaDuh1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#Kanye #govballnyc #lights #stage #concert #instagood</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52750349143http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52750349143Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:30:18 -0400concertgovballnycinstagoodlightskanyestage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70309a3dd20ed8088569fececbd65247/tumblr_mo96d6eAQg1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Need One / Want One</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52747907640http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52747907640Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:53:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fae1414d43f8786938d151d484ede9b/tumblr_mo962jp7SA1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Josh Brochhausen of Mophonics is a Bad Mother Fucker.</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52747472027http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52747472027Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:47:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59a6b919c9f64068aacf252921dfdf0c/tumblr_mo3psceiAu1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Interviewing for High Times, wearing Home Grown Outfitters, smelling it everywhere and sober as fuck. #govballnyc #takeitorleaveit</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52503744886http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52503744886Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:07:24 -0400govballnyctakeitorleaveit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf968d6530d896f30195acdb0ab7d3cb/tumblr_mo3pjznSYM1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The mud monster tried to suck off my boots. #fuckyoumudmonster #govballnyc</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52503433227http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52503433227Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:02:23 -0400govballnycfuckyoumudmonster<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d907653410af7099bad5133dc5b5d3a/tumblr_mo3h05yyPP1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At Rockefeller University even the trees have eyes. Is my name Dorothy? #doctorevil #beafraid #watchout #NWO</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52491490963http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52491490963Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:57:41 -0400doctorevilbeafraidnwowatchout<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60cb9f45cdec15997f00a8098e340061/tumblr_mo387fh8XD1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You say shivasana, I say down dog. #yogapuppy #downdog #pursedog</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52478361435http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52478361435Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:47:39 -0400pursedogdowndogyogapuppy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a66d19b6c6f39b4557bb0e7bf3041fc/tumblr_mo381wWgaf1r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Interviewed Derek Smith of Pretty Lights last night and played with his new kitten in the sink of Kid Rock’s old tour bus. #instakitty #prettylights #governorsball</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52478133428http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52478133428Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:44:20 -0400instakittyprettylightsgovernorsball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e02effd7aed90b63877ac0bb959f741a/tumblr_mo37x6hgA91r9nbdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Trashed tree street orgy. #trashtree</p>http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52477939006http://darkparker.tumblr.com/post/52477939006Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:41:30 -0400trashtree